I'm just a shipper who has spent most of her 14 years living in fandoms. I exist for snily, FMA, ulquihime, the Hunger Games and any other obsession I have. I also love Doctor Who, HP, Alan Rickman, Pride and Prejudice, and pretty much any disney or studio ghibli movie out there. I can't decide who from MCR or P!ATD would be my spirit animal.
SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD
AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL
THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.
(Source: battouga)
(Source: deathlehem)
GOING TO CRY BYE
DONE.
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
(Source: alotofoystersbutnopearls)
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
you can’t buy a boyfriend but you can buy a cage
Halloween is that time of year where you can leave the dead bodies laying on the lawn and everyone will think it’s decorations
(Source: excalilbur)
thank u wikihow
